Photo by Euan Carmichael on Unsplash
In Boris Johnson's latest, weirdest dream what did the arch, forbidding (almost monkish) figure of one Martin Selmayr do to him?
1. Strapped him to a pony in the wilds of Umbria - then flung him off a crag?
2. Lit all the candles in his house when he was fast asleep?
3. Laid bare his monk's cowl to reveal a suppurating rash?
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