Friday 8 March 2019

Boris Johnsonson's Latest Weirdest Dream (Part Eight)


















Photo by Vadim Sherbakov on Unsplash

In Boris Johnson's latest, weirdest dream what did the arch, forbidding (almost monkish) figure of one Martin Selmayr do to him?

1. Made him swim the Hellespont but in a pair of grey flannel shorts?

2. Dropped him from a cloud onto the plains of Thessaly?

3. Kept him in the sod loft of a shepherd's hut for 14 years after Brexit?

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