Friday, 8 March 2019
Boris Johnson's Latest Weirdest Dream (Part Nine)
Photo by Michael D Beckwith on Unsplash
In Boris Johnson's latest, weirdest dream, what did the arch, forbidding (almost monkish) figure of one Martin Selmayr do to him?
1. Made him take his tea with goat's milk half way up a glacier?
2. Robbed him of the keys to Brexit and dropped them to the bottom of the Mariana Trench?
3. Arraigned him in the European Courts of Justice on a charge of 'talking perfect bollocks?'
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