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In Boris Johnson's latest, weirdest dream what did the arch, forbidding (almost monkish) figure of one Martin Selmayr do to him?
1. Emerged there from the darkness of a ship's hold as a foul, rapacious man-bat thing chasing him the whole length of the harbourside until he'd screamed his fill?
2. Slashed at his vermilion coloured braces with a greasy knife?
3. Removed his tonsils in the darkness of a train below the Alps?
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