Friday 8 March 2019

Boris Johnson's Latest Weirdest Dream (Part Five)

















Photo by Tom Roberts on Unsplash

In Boris Johnson's latest, weirdest dream what did the arch, forbidding (almost monkish) figure of one Martin Selmayr do to him?

1. Made him give a speech to conference praising Clement Atlee.

2. Bobbed and wrestled with him over a Croatian waterfall?

3. Fed him to Cerberus in front of Ollie Robbins and his mates?

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