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In Boris Johnson's latest, weirdest dream what did the arch, forbidding (almost monkish) figure of one Martin Selmayr do to him?
1. Dropped him down a well with only Peter Bone for company?
2. Chased him up the side of Mont Emilius and from his leaky marrow made a tallow lamp of sorts?
3. Made him drive a Trabbi through a Windsor mall?
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