Friday 8 March 2019

Boris Johnson's Latest, Weirdest Dream (Part Three)

















Photo by Liam Macleod on Unsplash

In Boris Johnson's latest, weirdest dream what did the arch, forbidding (almost monkish) figure of one Martin Selmayr do to him?

1. Made him tilt at windmills but in tasselled European brogues?

2. Made him wrestle naked with John Major on a Nottinghamshire slag heap?

3. Brought them both a circus pony to eat raw?

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