Friday 8 March 2019

Boris Johnson's Latest, Weirdest Dream (Part Two)

















Photo by Vidar Nordli-Mathisen on Unsplash

In Boris Johnson's latest, weirdest dream, what did the arch, forbidding (almost monkish) figure of one Martin Selmayr do to him?

1. Mooned at him from a passing Gondola?

2. Brought to his Chelsea pad the smell of ash and rope?

3. Made love to him in the guise of a Kowloon prostitute?

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