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Boris Johnson's latest, weirdest dream was untouchably odd. It was the Battle of Thermopylae reconstituted as another set-piece horror - only this time in a scruffy field just north of Macclesfield! On one side were arrayed the heavily outnumbered Brits and on the other the European Union and its baying hordes. In amongst the bloody turmoil Boris Johnson played his part, but what was the erection-conjuring high-point? Was it when:
1. He bit down on the head of Guy Verhofstadt?
2. Unstrung the sword arm of a clearly tiring Manfred Weber?
3. Brought the captive Jean-Claude Juncker to his tent and made him cry?
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