Thursday 7 March 2019

What exactly does one say to an American complaining about the state of English teeth?














Photo by oldskool photography on Unsplash

1. Have you seen the state of your conscience, recently?

2. Right, you asked for it, I'm calling in the British Secret Service.

3. That shirt would look better draped over a bin.

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