Thursday 7 March 2019

Three things David Davis wished he'd done as Brexit Secretary



















Photo by Marlon Maya on Unsplash

1. Scratched the word 'Freedom' on Guy Verhofstadt's forehead with a cheap biro

2. Went through his crib sheets sober

3. Said to Olly Robbins: "Get off my puking lawn!"

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