Three things Boris Johnson wished he'd said to Jean-Claude Juncker

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1. "You, sir, have been monstering my country for long enough!"

2. "How dare you use the word 'blimpish' in relation to myself!"

3. If I call off Brexit, will you show me the bottle of Chateau Lafitte 1869 you are rumoured to own?"